Big Farm by MJM

Saturday, April 20, 2013


FIRST RESPONDERS
After the capture of the younger Boston Marathon Bomber last evening, the first responders to the situation today were Senators John McCain and Lindsey Graham.  Surprise! Surprise!
Young Marco Rubio is still on the tight rope wire, bobbling this way and that way on everything, hoping not to upset any of the moneyed people he owes allegiance to. But don’t be distressed, they will be telling him what his position is any minute now.
In the meantime, the city of Boston and the rest of the United States have breathed a sigh of relief and the survivor will probably contribute lots of valuable information to the authorities. We’ll wait to hear from them, not the “Show Horses”!

Thursday, April 18, 2013


WHAT THAT WAS ALL ABOUT

Some of my readers may not know why I posted the “romantic” story of my train ride which happened some 62 years ago.
I had put together a group which I called “Five Women in Black” and we performed excerpts from “Love, Loss and What I Wore” a play reading written by Nora and Delia Ephron. True tales written by women telling of their loves, losses and memories of the clothing they wore.
At the end of the performance, we five introduced ourselves by reading a memory of our own. Each personal story was unique and all our performances received raves from the audience of about eighty women.

 

Sunday, April 7, 2013


A ROMANTIC  INTERLUDE 
 When I was nineteen I took a fast train from Pittsburgh to Baltimore to visit my father.  This fast train made very few stops and included a diner car where I planned to eat lunch.
Wearing my favorite outfit, a grey wool flannel suit, with a Chanel type jacket in gray and gold, over it I wore a long gold corduroy rain coat with a tie belt. My high heels were gray flannel with black leather trim. My purse matched and I wore a matching gold cap. I was carrying my square green Samsonite cosmetic case. You know, the one with a mirror glued on the inside of the lid.
I boarded the train and passed through the reserved car to the second car where I would sit. On my way through there were seated four or five Army Officers so I averted my eyes as I passed through like a nice girl would.
I had packed a book to read, but really wanted to see the scenery as we passed through places I had never been and eat in the dining car like in the movies.
I had no sooner settled when a Lieutenant came into the car and asked to sit with me. So I said OK. He questioned me, did I have a boyfriend? Yes, I said and was probably getting engaged at Christmas. He said he had a girlfriend in Pittsburgh, where he was from.
He told me he was a pilot and that I had probably noticed that he wasn’t wearing his wings. I hadn’t noticed. He then said that he and his friends were on the train because they were given special leave to attend the funeral of another pilot who had died in a plane crash and he had thrown his wings into his buddy’s grave. What a sad story.
He talked to me on and on, I really hoped he’d go away. The train trip was to be six hours or more long. The conductor announced the dining car was open. I said I wasn’t hungry hoping he would leave to eat, so I could go later. He stayed.
There went my opportunity to eat in a dining car. I didn’t get to look out the window or read my book. I really needed to go to the bathroom but was too shy to say so, so I sat there in misery.
He asked for my phone number, in case his romance or mine floundered, which I gave him.
When I got off the train in Baltimore, my Father was waiting on the platform. The officer got off to say goodbye.  I introduced him to my Father, they shook hands, I shook his hand and said goodbye. His friends were all watching out the window.
I told my Dad I didn’t know what that was all about and that I really needed to go to the bathroom. My Dad said I’ll tell you what that was about. He had made a bet with his friends that he would get to kiss you. He lost the bet.
The next day I woke up with a severe case of the hives. The only time I ever had them.
He also never called.

Wednesday, April 3, 2013


IT REALLY WASN’T THAT IMPORTANT!
For three days we couldn’t receive our e-mails. The problem was with Verizon according to all the messages we received from H-P. Knowing that important messages were not being responded to, we contacted our provider.
I now know which piece of equipment is the “router” and it has buttons, but not where the technician said they were. We have the “old” router.
After much coughing, (I have a cold which includes much coughing) the problem was fixed. The technician also gave me a Mexican recipe for the cough. (Honey, cinnamon and hot tea) I was delighted to have a technician who is also a “Doctor”.

At last I was able to access our e-mail account. I deleted about fifteen messages, none of which was personal and found out that after three days there were nothing we had missed out on.